Splitsville calls for documentation

06/30/2010

Who gets the dog and the couch? “DATING PRE-NUPS,” with no talk of marriage, are one way couples living together are avoiding potential problems if and when they break up. WHO GETS THE DOG, the couch, the TV, and who gets the friends?
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Two new Viagra-for-women pills soon

06/23/2010

NO LONGER SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS in the sex pill world, females will soon have their choice of two blockbuster aids. German pharmaceutical firm Boehringer Ingelheim introduced its “female Viagra pill” named non-sexy Flibanserin to our Food and Drug Administration Advisory Committee on June 18, which unfortunately voted unanimously that the benefits did not compensate for its adverse effects.
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Gores scratch 40-year itch

06/16/2010

SHOCKING? UNUSUAL? Who are you kidding? Couples divorcing after 30, 40 and 50 years are the tip of the iceberg! MILLIONS WOULD PROBABLY DIVORCE if they could afford it, or if they didn’t have religious obligations, or if they could resolve guilt feelings, or if they were not afraid to alienate their kids or grandkids.
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Men want sex robot that talks?

06/09/2010

FOR THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING, or thinks he has, we have the ideal gift. But is it the ideal gift if it talks, just like his girlfriend, wife or secretary? HAVEN’T WE BEEN BRAIN-WASHED TO THINK THAT MEN WANT subservient women: obedient, great in bed, and quietly playful?
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Cougars looking for love are doomed

06/02/2010

BAD NEWS FOR COUGARS — OLDER WOMEN who find love with men much younger: They die sooner! THE YOUNGER HER MATE IS, the harder it is on a woman’s health. Worn out? Perhaps. BUT FOR OLDER MEN who are with younger women it is the opposite. The men live longer!
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Jail time for vulgarity?

05/19/2010

WE BEG TO DIFFER. A young woman was given two days in the slammer for wearing a T-shirt to court that was obscene — but so what’s new? IF VULGARITY AND OBSCENITY are crimes, millions should be in jail.
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Big fake boobs are a bust

05/12/2010

IT HAD TO HAPPEN. THOSE BIG FAKE BOOBS THAT HAD MERE MALES slobbering, and stupid, insecure women demanding double Ds to compete in Boob Wars, have self-destructed.
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Last of the red-hot lovers?

05/05/2010

THE MOVIE KICK-ASS isn’t worth seeing, and it illustrates how gross, insulting and sleazy crap is offered up as entertainment. Actors Aaron Johnson and Chloe Moretz were here for a red-carpet premiere at AMC River East theater, and they should be ashamed of their stinky flick. Read more...

Kitty's litter is rehashed Oprah

04/28/2010

KITTY KELLEY’S OPRAH BIOGRAPHY is more than you ever wanted to know about our Oprah Winfrey, and most of what you’ve read before. Kelley has resurrected every interview, every salacious detail ever aired about the talk show host’s troubled early years, her TV success, her relationships to family, Stedman Graham, Gayle King, ad nauseum.
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Death is the ultimate reality TV

04/21/2010

WHY NOT A REALITY TV SHOW about death? The medium is already artery-clogged with corpses, bloody body parts, as macho and sexy detectives solve violent crimes with scenarios out of Mickey Mouse’s playbook. Some are so involved with macabre details they defy common sense, but that’s another column. Today let us look at pure and simple death.
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